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meltingpotofinterests:

ryebreadgf:

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alternativeulster:

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In Pacific Rim (2013), Charlie Hunnam and Robert Kazinsky play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite me being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

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huffylemon:

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Not true!

Wake up babe new tag yourself dropped

Really lucky a mongermonger turned up to help with this post.

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julia3alttp:

smoothjazzdigit:

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Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

we’re just normal men

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bufobuddy:
“penguinorchestrastuff:
“bonelord10000:
“theehorsepussy:
“ they are going this drink after me when i die
the horsepussy
• 2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
• 1 part methadone
” ”
#preserve history#reblog the screenshot#share the...

bufobuddy:

penguinorchestrastuff:

bonelord10000:

theehorsepussy:

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

  • 2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
  • 1 part methadone
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#preserve history#reblog the screenshot#share the truth with the youth

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thedreamthieves:

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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“maybe it’s not your pussy” is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it’s like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

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beguines:

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Leila Chatti, “Postcard from Gone”

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narcissistcookbook:

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“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

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zestyleaf:

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“magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals” is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope

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This is the funniest fucking addition anyone has ever made on one of my posts. Everyone else go home

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headspace-hotel:

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uncivilliberties:

headspace-hotel:

fucks me up that by total coincidence the sun and moon’s size difference is exactly matched to their difference in distance from us, thus making our beautiful total solar eclipses where you can see the silver threads of the sun’s corona possible because the moon just covers the sun completely

The stars (literally) aligned just right for this experience to be possible. It’s likely that aliens don’t have this

The moon is also absolutely gargantuan by moon standards. It isn’t the largest moon in the solar system, but it is BY FAR the largest in comparison with its planet. Ganymede is the largest satellite of Jupiter and the largest moon in the solar system. Its diameter is only about 3.8% of Jupiter’s. Titan’s radius is 4.4% of Saturn’s. Callisto and Io are the next largest in the neighborhood, with 3.4% and 2.6% the diameter of Jupiter respectively.

Our moon is number 5. It is smaller in direct comparison to the above moons. The diameter of the moon is 3475 km. That is a full 27% of the diameter of the Earth. More than a quarter. That’s ridiculous. It’s unheard of. The universe is large enough that the word unique probably doesn’t mean a lot, but this might be about as close as you get.

This has had a huge impact on our planet. Other things aliens might not have are significant tides. One of Mars’s dumpy little potatoes wouldn’t be able to move oceans the way our moon does.

Our moon has also stabilized our axis to a massive degree. Without her up there our axis would wobble all over the place and our climate would be far more chaotic. Aliens might not be quite so lucky.

I guess what I am really trying to say is that the moon is extremely cool. I like the moon.

Just want to add that the reason we have such a large moon is because a whole planet crashed into proto-Earth. Theia (the planet) and Earth got so superheated by this collision that their component cores fused and the impact jettisoned a lot of material into space. That massive amount of jettisoned material became our moon. So Earth and the moon have very similar composition. This does not seem to be a common method of lunar formation.

what if the answer to the fermi paradox is that life cant exist without a moon like luna

I got a serious beef with the Fermi paradox. There is no Fermi paradox. There stopped being a Fermi paradox once the first radio telescopes went up, and we began to get a true sense of the sheer scale of the universe.

Space is big, empty, and loud. Sunspots can cause enough interference to affect global communications. We’re not even loud enough to talk over our own sun. On our own planet. We can barely communicate with Voyager, and we know exactly where it is and what its signal sounds like.

The Fermi paradox is like doubting the existence of Belfast, because you stood on a windy New York beach shouting towards it and didn’t get an answer.

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hamvendor:

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Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT

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Link descending into my B HOLE

Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer

it’s ok some of us are irish 💕

Your people have suffered enough

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darkieforfun:

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archibaldtuttle:

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

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raedas:

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you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary

the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary

hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok

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